Thursday, February 18, 2010

OnDemand Movies suck worse than a black hole.

Do you have OnDemand Cable?

Have you ever noticed how they have the worst list of free movies?

The other free programming is decent, but... cripes... the movies fuckin' suck. Here are some examples that might appear on the list:
  • Felicity Huffman Meets The Beatles
  • RFK: Bloody Revenge At Dealy Plaza
  • A Day In The Life Of A Drug Addicts Dog
  • Watching My Digital Clock, Part II - PM
  • Pinky Chinky China Man (staring Christopher Lloyd?)
  • The TicketMaster
  • Attack On Colon Castle!
  • It Tastes Like Chicken
  • Team OBGYN
  • 1989 Chevrolet Astrovan
  • Playdate, Part VIII
  • Blame It On Brian
  • Sex, Lies and Scotch Tape
  • Avatar - The Prequel - ON ICE
  • You Sold My Heart On Ebay
  • The Angry Badger's Ninja
  • Desperate Babysitters
  • COMET! COMET! COMET!
  • A Dirty Girl in a Clean Room
  • The Exciting Life of a Television Editor

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