The First Post

This is the official first post at the TUB. I won't bother to explain what goes on here because this post will be buried in two weeks. Just like you. You will be buried in two weeks if I even get my hands on you, you little rat bastard. Speaking of burying people, did you know that before people are burried the funeral home removes all of their jewelry, clothes, make up and genitals? It's to keep people from deciding to dig deadies up to grab their valuables or their balls and vag. You can bet on it.