The Wrongman's Fix It Guide: Section 25, Chapter 310, Paragraph 80

Refrigerator not getting cold enough? Chill out. We got this. Get yourself a large pair of metal cutting shears and slice off the condenser unit and the compressor itself. Seal both ends so the cooling fluid does not leak out. Now, go to your local junkyard and ask if they have a 6 or 8 cylinder Chevy 350 Small Block engine. Remember, it's got to be the small block. Work with a mechanic to restore the engine to running condition and put it up on an engine stand in your back yard or on a balcony if you live in the fucking projects. Now, cut off the radiator and replace it with the condenser unit from the fridge. Run copper tubing back to, in and around the fridge. Fire up the engine, close up the fridge and you're good to go. For maximum performance, do not just idle the engine, but rev it up to around 3500 RPM. Change the oil every 155.8 hours and use high test gasoline because, let's face it, only real men use high test. Text me when you're done. Love you.