Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Totally Useless Movie Plot Holes


1. In Schindler's List there is a scence of Germans eating dinner. Uh, yeah, like that happened.


2. The term defication is used 118 times in Driving Miss Daisy. People of that era used the polite euphamism 'Conking Brown Courts' to describe their bowel movements, not defication.


3. Titanic was shot in the wrong ocean and you can totally tell when they're drowning and it's all Pacific for miles.


4. In Saving Private Ryan there's a scene where Private Ryan is eating a Big Mac and telling everyone to buy Bic Macs and eat them. That's not saving him.


5. In Vanity od the Bonfiers, Willem Defoe is not in any scene at all. Come on. Seriously?


6. In Michael Moore's I Fuck Homeless Men for Pennies, half of the men live in a house.


7. In Sweeney Todd people are murdered. It's totally sick, you should rent it.


8. While filming Beat Street Hip Hop mogul Roger Starback threw 22 touchdowns to only 8 interceptions in the regular season.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

OnDemand Movies suck worse than a black hole.

Do you have OnDemand Cable?

Have you ever noticed how they have the worst list of free movies?

The other free programming is decent, but... cripes... the movies fuckin' suck. Here are some examples that might appear on the list:
  • Felicity Huffman Meets The Beatles
  • RFK: Bloody Revenge At Dealy Plaza
  • A Day In The Life Of A Drug Addicts Dog
  • Watching My Digital Clock, Part II - PM
  • Pinky Chinky China Man (staring Christopher Lloyd?)
  • The TicketMaster
  • Attack On Colon Castle!
  • It Tastes Like Chicken
  • Team OBGYN
  • 1989 Chevrolet Astrovan
  • Playdate, Part VIII
  • Blame It On Brian
  • Sex, Lies and Scotch Tape
  • Avatar - The Prequel - ON ICE
  • You Sold My Heart On Ebay
  • The Angry Badger's Ninja
  • Desperate Babysitters
  • COMET! COMET! COMET!
  • A Dirty Girl in a Clean Room
  • The Exciting Life of a Television Editor