Totally Useless Ways To Say "I gotta take a shit"

• Celebrate Spring Time for Shitler
  
• Grind up some skinless sausage.
• Let Romeo climb back down the lattice.
• Pork up the toilet bombers.
  
• Powder coat the ass torpedoes.
  
• Rapunzel wants to let her brown hair down. WAY down.
• Go fishing with a chocolate glazed cruller.
• Smoke some premo Afgani poopium.
• Taking a break in Pvt. Pyles World of Shit
  
• Shine up your ass shoes.
• Force some Mexican sailors to swab the poop deck.
• Let go of my rear-end inhibitions and give in to the dark side.
• Change the shit kittens litter box.
• Putting up another post on my Crappy Blog
  
• Building a submarine with my brown Legos
• Putting my bladder monkeys out on parole