Monday, February 22, 2010

Best Baby Names For LIFE

Girls:
 
Spotty
Tripples
Ingrunty
Hepcee
Vitamouth
Sepsis
Traylee
Shamwowka
Oldcarseat
Dracula
Mike
Tabby
Wesson Lee
Airbud
Anarchy Belinda Bee
Pompoms
ICE!
Alexa
Frommy
Cornchips
List-o-bums
Or
No Cable
LalalalalalalaTHUD
Jeepslut
Major J
Skin
Hopsinbarley
Gyrl
 
Boys:
 
Chippy
Flek
Hurps
Girlmasher
Stint
Captle
Gun
Derrigible Joe
Panky
Freggyasses
Lance, Flatu, Lance
Dominoteka
Cobra Commander
Steve
Wilkie
Roughpedal
Knots
Itburns
Roofie
Slick Ted
DaPirate
Medicalbike
Orps
Kindle
Thickropes
Hubert
Tommy
Arrrrrbooooo
Tha Dot
 
Any of these names will make your kid cool and throw up and get out of school and be a lawyer. So do IT! get laid and have a baby and name it! Why wait? You'll just look dumb.

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