The Wrongman's Fix It Guide: Section 99, Chapter 54, Paragraph 2

Transmission slipping? That's an easy fix. First off, you need to virtually align your transverse muffler overbearings and literally adjust the underwork linkage cage. There may be more than one, so keep an eye out for purple dots on red hex bolts. Be sure to minimize the offset balancers by triple stripping the guide wires. You should also ground out the primary back circuit. Next, change out your purified filters oils and replace them with full synthetic Swedish fluids. Did you remember the preheat the filter and scrape clean the organic filter pads? You didn't? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?