Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Today's Totally Useless Poem

Last Friday

It was a long day indeed
A drink is what I need
Because in the end
Things tend to mend

I just took a nice poo
Oh, yes, it is true
Then I wiped myself clean
Like a sober Charlie Sheen

Tomorrow's a new day
Not that I have much to say
I'll probably watch some TV
and at some point I'll pee

I'd thank you for your time
But that will cost me a dime
So, go turn off the lights
and forget about the dust mites

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