GAY!
Make some alcoholic drinks. One great drink made with alcohol is called the Rusty Needle... wait, no, the Dutchman's Dink. Take some DRY VERMOUTH and spaghetti sauce. Shake it! You got it! Now fucking SPIT IN IT! FUCKING DUTCHMEN!!!
Another great drink has no name. It's made with weed.
Last but no least, make a drink called the WTF. It's Sherry and Cherry. Take some cheap sherry. Cooking sherry will do just fine. Dump a whole jar of those red jar cherries that come in a jar or in a can in fruit salad. Dump it in. Do it slow and serve it warm with a crushed asprin, or a sedative if you're a bad friend.
That's all folks.
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