Okay, y'all love playing an imaginary farm game, so the TUB has created a huge but ridinkulous game fan guide play guide to playing and hacking your way through FarmVille. If you do everything we say right now, your farm will be the former Soviet Union in no time!!! time... um. So:
First, get the techno-gimp expansion to FarmVille at your local radio Shack and install it to your 'a' drive. Next, hit the 'enter slick code mode' button on the sleve of the cartridge. Enter 'peabody' then tab space space and wait.
After 15 hours, your farm will have nothing but space rockets. Sell the rockets and post a notice to all yur friends to sell rockets asap. If none of your friends have rockets, have them build vaporators and ask Uncle Owen if you can go into town later to meet up with your friends. You see what you're doing? Driving down the space rocket market by selling low, buying high. Sell low, buy high. It sounds easy, but it's actually really tough to do well. Well.
With the tech market destroyed, you can now raise Llamas and slaughter them for Llama balls aplenty. These items are generall useless, and you probably would have been better off growing corn, so do that now after you've screwed everything up. Also, get the "Cute Bunny Wunny Goes Hostile" badge asap.
Look up agriculture in the dictionary and post the definition to your non standard, gpu national profile in Yiddish. The 'right people' now will begin to notice you and send you FarmVille ltd edition gifts which you can hang on your flair wall and brag about. After millions of hourse repeating the spectral cube quest, you will now have more lima beans than cookoo clocks and this will win the game and blow up your computer right in front of your mom or best friend.
Enjoy!
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