Try JAIL!
Yes, that's right. JAIL. All inclusive state funded resorts are waiting for YOU!!! How can this be true? Because of the Barack Obama STIMULUS PACKAAAAAGE! You can go to jail, go directly to jail and collect your bright orange johnnys on the way. WAY??? WAY!
Jail is super cool. Get on the job training as a lawyer, vet, technician, gansta hood, meth addict or toushie boy meat toy in JAIL! Sleep late, shower once a week and take prison drugs. IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE! And it's absolutely FREE!
Hate your job? GO TO JAIL!Nagging wife? GO TO JAIL!
Mortgage issues? GO TO JAIL!
Now, you can get away from everything and leave the details up to the MAN! BbbbrrrrrZAP!!! SOLVED!
You've heard the naysayers knock jail as a bad place with killers, theives and rapists, but did you know some of the most successful businesses are run FROM JAIL? You fucking bet!
You've heard the naysayers knock jail as a bad place with killers, theives and rapists, but did you know some of the most successful businesses are run FROM JAIL? You fucking bet!
How do you qualify for this great super paid vacation? CRYMES! Get crymes going and get caught by the fed today! Officer friendly a little slow on the collar? leave EVIDENCE!! D-N-A = BUSTED!
Throw the book at 'em Danno!
You're going...
Throw the book at 'em Danno!
You're going...
TO JAIL!
1 comment:
Uh, it ain't that easy to get in jail
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