The Wrongman's Fix It Guide: Section 1, Chapter 44, Paragraph 9

Mold in your basement? Locate all mold by spraying PAM cooking spray on all surfaces inside your home. Mold will begin to glow soft red in the dark. Shut down the water and electricity in the home and call utility companies to cancel service for two weeks. Using a brillo pad, scrape mold and surrounding areas by placing the pad on your knuckles and slow motion punching any affected surface. To speed up the process, wear rollerblades and a speed suit. After mold is removed, treat surfaces with a mixture of sugar and rubbing alcohol. You don't need to be the Pope to kill mold!