Thursday, February 25, 2010

Peoms By Jar Jar

Meesa Bumba

Heya, howsa you-a doin?
I seen yousa sittin dere
Alla by you self!

No-sa make-a scene
All a screamin for help.
It's just meesa bumba I show you!

Yousa make a funny face
When meesa show meesa bumba to you.
Whatcha thinka meesa gonna do?
Take a poopa right in yousa way?

No!

I jus wan yousa to
Take-a lookit meesa bumba!
Maybe touch wid a pinky finga
And take a sniff.

Peee-yoosa!
Yousa touch da stinky crinkle crinkle!
Oh, yousa dirty dirty!
Don tell yousa momma
What I doosa or I'll fucking kill you kid.

3 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I suggest you make this a seperate blog and post it on Facebook

James Cameron said...

NOT IMPRESSED. But, then again, I only impress myself.

George Lucas said...

WTF