Macchiato

GAY!

"Um, I like coffee, but um, it has to be entertaining and taste like coffee milk, um, yeah?"

Let me tell you how to make a Macchiato. Take aperfectly good cup of coffee. Now, throw it away and make a Macchiato. There you have it. It's these sort of drinks that are ruining America. Obama does not drink Macchiato and neither should you.

If you have to drink one, you need to take small sips and make disgusted faces and yell, "Ugg. It tastse like a baby shit in a cup of milk vomit and someone called it coffee. UGGG!"