Dead Dead Dead

You're going to die. Pick something to put on your tombstone:

** "5 More Minutes..."
** "Don't be sad. BOOBIES!"
** "Take next left in.TEN. years."
** "Do you smell something rotten in here, or is it just me?"
** "Satan says hello."
** "And I STILL can't sleep."
** "They said I couldn't take it with me. I did!"
** "Where is everyone?"
** "Huh. It did kill me."
** "What are you staring at?"
** "OMG! WTF! BBQ!"
** "Real life Halo: BAD IDEA!"
** "Don't believe them. It was murder!"
** "No Heaven. Just Dirt."
** "ROCK HARD!!!"
** "No Bills. No Work. No Fingers. Fair Trade."
** "Cheap fucking 5 and 1/2 foot burial.."
** "Hello Death Virgins!"
** "Still smarter than you."
** "I caught daHIVs!"
** "Whoa! Grandma was HOT!"
** "I should have sent you first."
** "Fire my fitness coach."
** "You're lucky I'm dead right now..."
** "DIG FAGGOT!!!"
** "Good things come in coffins."
** "Full Body Amputation! 10!"
** "FUCK"

The First Post

This is the official first post at the TUB. I won't bother to explain what goes on here because this post will be buried in two weeks. Just like you. You will be buried in two weeks if I even get my hands on you, you little rat bastard. Speaking of burying people, did you know that before people are burried the funeral home removes all of their jewelry, clothes, make up and genitals? It's to keep people from deciding to dig deadies up to grab their valuables or their balls and vag. You can bet on it.