Wednesday, March 31, 2010

New DSM-IV Classificationsisms

Given all the new mental disorders and brain hiccups out there the DSM-IV (Diagnostic something something 4) has been updated to include these new diagnosistable condicaments. Begin each phrase by imagining a doctor saying "You've got...":

- Fiesty-Sassy Disorder
- Aquatic Preference Syndrome
- Mild Static Clinging Depression
- Storm of the Century Misadiagnosis Disorder
- Type One Dolphin
- Existing Malaise
- Incremental Fizzing Personality
- Back of the White Line Disease
- Tripolar Disorder
- Beyond Help
- Stranger Danger Complex
- Classic Rock Addiction
- Drughead
- Empty Palm, Full Pocket Disorder
- Spanky's Thing
- Rhino/Hippo Delusion
- Adult Decent Deffective Disease Disorder (AD4)
- Crambles
- Bo-legged Shimmies
- Manic Delivery Disorder
- Hook and Crane Mouth Complex
- Deviant Persuasive Disease

If you believe you have these or any other psychological maladies, contact the police and chirp twice for three ounces of bird. Meep.

4 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

I think I currently have clients with all of those

Chris Dee said...

Yes. These are all true.

Captain Flak Paperpants said...

I've got a bad case of urine on the brain.

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