Sunday, March 28, 2010

Jar Jar Party

Meesa Monday

Hey. What yousa doin dis nite?
Meesa havin a party.
Everybody gonna beesa dere.
Yousa should a come!

Oh. Wooo. Give meesa a second.
Woo. Okay. Woo. Meesa just
Really fuckin stoned!
Meesa smoke-a PCPeesa. Wooooooooo
oooooooooo.ooooooo.ooooo.ooooo.

Damn. Yousa lookin like
Friskie Biska Mornin Munchie!
Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm.
Yousa smoke dis toosa.

Now, take a drink o disa juice-a.
Mmmmm. Mmmmmm.
It'sa glassa roofie doofie.
Nighty nite, Ani. Yousa not remember
What meesa do you yousa fanny.
But yousa gonna poopa white for daysa.

Ohhhh see the funky funky colors and feela deesa
NUTz a slappin yousa butts?
Meesa ride you like-a
Zoomba pod-a racer!

Now yousa put yousa slave chains back on
You fucked up little midget.

1 comment:

Malach the Merciless said...

I want a book of your writings