Skivvie Tackle Rejects Hornblower

In a stunning development, the preceding headline was erroneously used for an article on The Totally Useless Blog (The TUB). Sources say the article was supposed to be titled "Hundreds Die in Chilean Earthquake", and was actually about Black Holes and the physicists who love them. The heavily jowled corporate heads at The TUB shook there faces in disgust at the horrible mistake and blamed it on "Bad Mechanics".

This article, with the same title of the article reference, is actually about a magical bicycle that spews toxic radiation. Experts call it a "Dirty Bike" and it is the main bike that the Defense Department believes the terrorists will use to lower their carbon footprint while simultaneously ruining everyone's day. JIHAD! The bike is due out any minute and will be broadcast live on all three minor cable stations after "My Life With Erma" the quirky new reality show about Marcel Proust's extended family and a pair of unidentified genitals, which the casts calls "Erma".

Some bikes have three pedals.

Politicians have yet to comment on anything, but reactions are favorable. Dollars for phony titles and dangerous bikes will be allocated in the next budget of blah blah blah.

In a related story, The left Tackle for the Durham Skivvies rejected an offer from Michale Hornblower, the owned of the Dallas Darthroms, which would have made him the highest paid player in all of Christendom.

No one could be reached for comment.