Multi-touch technology that enables users to interact with their digital content on a tabletop surface without a keyboard or mouse?Yeah, that shit is real.
Microsoft Surface, or Fuckomatic Orgasmatron 2.0 to you fellow geeks, responds to natural hand gestures and real-world objects, helping people interact with digital content in a simple and intuitive way. Think 'Minority Report' meets the 'Quantum of Solace' meets 'Jesus H. Christ' on a beautiful table setting.
What else has Microsoft shown off lately?
- Steve Ballmer's epic drug stash
- The original source of the hyper global mega net
- Where conscript programs really go once they have been subjected to immediate de-resolution on the game grid
- Um, the, uh, Non...ten...do.. Yii?
- Their answer to the 233mhz iMac G3
- Life, liberty and the pursuit of being insanely fucking super rich
- Steve Jobs frozen in carbonite
- That kid that works down in Desktop and OS Tech Support Level II in Building 8 at the Redmond Campus. He's got some mad Dance-Dance Revolution skills.
- Bill Gates secret lair under a imitation lake in the center of a Japanese volca - wait, never mind. That was Blowfeld. My bad.
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