Peoms By Jar Jar

Surpise

Itsa yousa birthday
And meesa got no money
So meesa gonna show
Yousa sumtin funny.

Yousa close yousa eye
And put out yousa hand.
Meesa justa second here
Give yousa sumtin grand!

Dere. Yousa feel it?
Now upon yousa eyes!
Surpise!
I's meesa genetalia!

Oooo! Yousa grab to tight!
Be good to meesa dinky
And meesa not hit you tonight.

Yousa keepa cryin' and a moanin,
But itsa doosa no good.
Open yousa mouth
And gooble meesa wood!

Meesa tinking meesa gonna cum soon
Cause meesa swollen up
Lik a dirty red balloon.

Ah.
Now meesa done.
Clean yousa face
And shut the fuck up.

Happy Birthday to YOUSA!