Sunday, March 28, 2010

Incorrectly Quoted Movies from The TUB

Jaws (1975)

Quint:
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this turd for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Bad lunch. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole, including that smelly gunk inside yer bellybuttons. Little shakin', little beefjerkin' an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists and blowjobs, put all your businesses on a payin' basis by cash, credit or PayPal. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chef. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up and throw down. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter like most of Fitchburg. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates or hookers, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the taint, the whole damn thing.

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