Useless Things I am swearing off

• Cubicles
• Giving a shit
  
• Corey Haim movies
• Paranoia
  
• Certified Mail
  
• The year 1999
• Loudmouth Anonymous Meetings
• Graf Zeppelins
• The MCP
• Sump Pumps
• Mercury Mountaineers
• Lazer Tag
• Jesus (no, the other one)
• Auto Zone
• Rumor Mills
• Whopper Jr.'s
• Abandoned Stuffed Snakes
• Writing Utensils
  
• The phrase "on balls"