New DSM-IV Classificationsisms

Given all the new mental disorders and brain hiccups out there the DSM-IV (Diagnostic something something 4) has been updated to include these new diagnosistable condicaments. Begin each phrase by imagining a doctor saying "You've got...":

- Fiesty-Sassy Disorder

- Aquatic Preference Syndrome

- Mild Static Clinging Depression
- Storm of the Century Misadiagnosis Disorder

- Type One Dolphin

- Existing Malaise

- Incremental Fizzing Personality

- Back of the White Line Disease

- Tripolar Disorder

- Beyond Help

- Stranger Danger Complex

- Classic Rock Addiction

- Drughead

- Empty Palm, Full Pocket Disorder

- Spanky's Thing

- Rhino/Hippo Delusion

- Adult Decent Deffective Disease Disorder (AD4)

- Crambles

- Bo-legged Shimmies

- Manic Delivery Disorder

- Hook and Crane Mouth Complex

- Deviant Persuasive Disease

If you believe you have these or any other psychological maladies, contact the police and chirp twice for three ounces of bird. Meep.