Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Ode to the POTUS

He's so handsome and fine!
That President of mine
He's got a helicopter and a plane
granted his VP
is slightly insane
But I can't complain
about that President of mine

My mom claims he's our cousin
and I'd say that sounds about right
with or without that modified overbite
even though he makes us wonder
about his medicare plunder
But, I can't really tell you
what's in the mind of that President of mine

His wife has a lazy eye
and it bothers me to no end
that his government sure like to spend
on all sorts of totally useless things
a lot of which have missiles and wings
Still, he looks good in a trendy fleece coat
that handsome and fine President of mine

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