Sunday, March 7, 2010

Breaking wind in a contained area?

Oh, come on. It happens to us all.

But, what should you avoid saying?
  • I just lit the devil's fire.
  • Regis? Is that you?
  • Well, now we know where Elvis went.
  • I guess my lower intestines just filed for unemployment.
  • Did I just unzip my asspack?
  • I should probably sign for that delivery.
  • Oh, is it Autumn already?
  • Who invited Napoleon?
  • It smells like used Pergo in here.
  • Mom? Mom? They told me you were dead!
  • Time to make the donuts.
  • And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside.

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