But, what should you avoid saying?
- I just lit the devil's fire.
- Regis? Is that you?
- Well, now we know where Elvis went.
- I guess my lower intestines just filed for unemployment.
- Did I just unzip my asspack?
- I should probably sign for that delivery.
- Oh, is it Autumn already?
- Who invited Napoleon?
- It smells like used Pergo in here.
- Mom? Mom? They told me you were dead!
- Time to make the donuts.
- And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside.
