Tiger Woods Jokes

Everybody loves to make fun of Tiger Woods. So, the TUB has compiled the best Tiger Woods jokes from around the world. Take a read, Rasheed:

Why did Tiger Woods cross the street? Because he was going to rob a bank!

How do you get Tiger Woods out of a tree? Offer him money.

Did you know Tiger Woods will be playing the Masters this week? Yeah. Aparently he took a plane and brought a carry on bag.

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? TIGER WOODS! HA HA!

A priest, a rabbi and Tiger Woods walk into a bar. The bar tender says "What'll you have?" The priest says, "Scotch". The rabbi says, "Red wine". Tiger Woods says, "I'll have a giant fucking beer."

Why can't you put Tiger Woods in a washing machine? Because he's not clothing.

Why won't they let Tiger Woods play golf in Lybia? Because it's a poor ass desert country with no golf courses and a lunatic for a leader.

Did you hear Tiger Woods played golf on the moon today? Ha! Just kidding. No one does that.

How do you make a Tiger Woods sandwich? You call Subway and order it.

One time, Tiger Woods wondered if he had more money than God. So, he asked a private detective to find out.

Did you hear about the new Tiger Woods ride at Six Flags? It's not that great.

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