Totally Useless Nicknames for your wife / husband / lover / whatever

• Little Sweaty Stinkdog
• Fat Irish Fishwife
• Darling Pigfeet
  
• Master Pummel Fucker
  
• Scatman Crothers
  
• Cunty Faced Lummox
• Ed Gein
• Lovey Dovey Salty Balls
  
• Dr. Von Pegface
  
• Lady Fetchmeabeer
• Fagboy Burger Queen
  
• Cranky McShankers
• Fudgebagabot
• Sweet Baby Bitch Face
  
• Duke of Smallcocks
• Primitive Screwhead
• Master HIV
• Jesus Christ