Totally Useless Flood Stage Games

The northeast region of the United States has been facing some of the worst flooding in living memory. Massachusetts and Rhode Island were hit particularly hard. Residents have been dealing with flooded basements, destroyed property, ruined businesses, washed out roads and much more.

The TUB was no exception.

When the flooding hit our office in Central Mass, we came up with the following games to pass the time until help arrived:

• Fishing for Laundry
• Backyard Drunken Kayaking
  
• Sink the Biswife
• Wet Socks Contest
• Swimming with the Squirrels
• Sink Hole of Awesomeness
• Predict the Leaky Crack
• Sump Pump Drinking Games
• Gutter Buggery
• I bet you can't drive through it
  
• Beach Towel Dams
• Flashlight Sunshine
  
• Water Logged Dog Racing
  
• If it floats, you can fuck on it
• Diving for Easter Eggs
  
• Imaginary Titanic - Escape from 3rd Class