Simple Sorbet Recipe

People love sorbet. It's not iced cream. It's not frozen yougurt. But, it's not sherbert either. It's like smoothly frozen fruit juice. But how does one make it? Here's a simple recipe I learned in the war:

- Pick your favorite fruit.

- Go to the grocery store.

- Buy a hammer.

- Got to sorbet location and wait outside.

- Attack weakest customer.

- Take sorbet.

If you don't have the time for all that, I have a microwave version ready in ten minutes:

- Get bulky coat and a bag.

- Steal sorbet.

Now, if you're really in a hurry:

- Call wife and demand sorbet.

It's easy when you have the right tools, the right brain, and the right of way. Now go to bed.