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Another Peom By Jar Jar Binks



Meesa Friend

So, meesa make-a big mistake.
Meesa bein clumsy
And a break
Massa Ani super speeder, Oooo.

Now meesa lonley.
What to do?

Meesa meet meesa special friend.
Weesa keepa secret pact.
Heesa love Jar Jar Binks always.

Itsa Jeesa Christ!
Yoosa bein saved? Huh?
Jeesa love yousa special face!
Jeesa meesa savee son o God!
Heesa all fucked up ona cross!

Poor Jeesa in a dirt diaper
Hanging and a dyin
With dose storm troopas pokey poke him.
He all a bleedin and crazy!

Yousa come down Jeesa and teacha dem a lesson.
Jeesa?
What da fuck?
Yousa bein whiney cry baby.
Why no yoosa pulla brighty light sabey?

Mmmmmmm.
Jeesa Christ nosa Jedi.
Hmmmmm.
Heesa justa fuckin dead guy.

Eh.
I go get drunky.