The Wrongman's Fix It Guide: Section 8, Chapter 70, Paragraph 210

Need to transplant a tree? Start by preparing the hole for where the tree will go once it has been successfully transplanted. Regardless of how big or small the tree is, dig the hole at least 6 feet deep, 6 feet wide and 6 feet long. Now, bury my bitch of a mother in the hole and toss the tree on top of her. JOB WELL DONE.