Big changes coming to the Cape!

US Interior Secretary Kenneth Salazar yesterday approved the nation’s first offshore wind farm, the controversial Cape Wind project first proposed nine years ago in the beloved waters of Nantucket Sound, and proclaimed the dawn of a new era of clean energy in the United States.

“This will be the first of many projects up and down the Atlantic Coast,’’ Salazar said at a State House press conference with Governor Deval Patrick at his side.

Cape Wind Associates, the developer, said it planned to begin construction of the 130 turbines about 5 miles off Cape Cod by the end of the year, even as the main opposition group announced that it would immediately file a lawsuit in an effort to block the $1 billion project.

What are some other projects being developed in the Cape Cod area?

• The worlds largest Gaydar installation in Provincetown
• Formal approval for construction to begin on the Beckerstead Estates Condominiums
• Moped / Scooter trails to be installed all over the fucking place
  
• Improved National Seashore Protection to increase sexual activity in the sand dunes
  
• Separate public restrooms and drinking fountains for wealthy white residents
• 1,000 new liquor licenses to be issued for bars and taverns to occupy the local fishermen who will now have nowhere to fish
  
• A bigger boat for Chief Brody