"It has been a tremendous honor to serve the President, and leaving this great team is bittersweet," she said in a statement. "After nearly 2 years of work that has been exhilarating and grueling in equal measure, I am going to step off the treadmill for awhile and rediscover the experience of dining with my husband on a regular basis. It has been a privilege to be part of the health care team, and I will be cheering with pride from the sidelines as this historic law takes effect."
What else is Ms. Douglass going to do now?
- Go to Disneyworld - because meth is wicked cheap in Whorelando
- Have some chicken, some sex
- Take 5,000 years to figure out what in the holy fucktits the federal government should really do about health care.
- Go to Bridgewater, Massachusetts. Take some blue mescaline. Chit chat with God.
- Finally visit that new Starbucks in Old Alexandria!
- Join The Order Of The Eastern Star and then give Dan Brown a real run for his money.
- Test drive a Toyota, smash it into a building, get a settlement by claiming it was speeding out of control and she could not stop it.
- Watch Caddyshack over and over and over.
- Hang out with these crazy fuckers.
2 comments:
How about 'shit her pants and wait for the cooling'?
Mmm... gritty yet refreshing
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