Thursday, July 15, 2010

The Wrongman's Fix It Guide: Section 223, Chapter 12, Paragraph 6

Need a special blend of grass patch for your lawn? First off I eat a whole watermelon. Then, I wait a few hours until I'm ready to shit. After that, I drop my seedy dump in an orange Home Depot bucket and then I fish my hand around in there for a while. Then, I slap my neighbor in the face. End of fucking story.

3 comments:

Chris Dee said...

Hahahaha! I just posted the same exact thing but with a Walrus getting his bucket stolen by a little kid in blue overalls!!!

Malach the Merciless said...

You both should move in together and take advantage of Beacon Adult Foster Care

BAFC Administrator said...

No thanks.