Today's Useless Fake Commercial Lyrics

(Sung to the "Recall Recall Recall" jingle from 1990's Total Recall)

For the balanced brain
of a lifetime
Go ahead and Abilify

When your mind
has gone to crazy town
and you don't know what to do
I suggest you take some Abilify
and try and try again

If you're fresh out
of adrenochrome
Have a just tiny taste of Abilify

Abilify: relax, finally.