Oh boy. I just woke up and saw these bad boys outside my 3rd story window. They don't look right in the head. I think they are here to take my shoelaces.
Did you see that? When I wasn't looking, those fucking pants spit in my food. I don't trust those pants. They threw me off a cliff once. I dunno... there's just something... not right about them. You know what I'm saying? Like, some pants just give off a creepy vibe and these pants right here, they give me the willies. I'm going to try and put them on. Hold on...
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Nope. Too tight. Fuck it.
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