- I couldn't help but notice you in the bathroom.
- You look like you have cancer and I look like I could comfort you.
- Which hole is open tonight?
- Me. Yeah. ME.
They say desperation is world's worst cologne. I disagree. I say its my urine. I'm wearing both. Which one do you think is worse?- Welcome to ComicCon 2010!
- Can I borrow your iPhone? I really want to impress someone else.
- Jesus died for our sins. Let's make him do it again.
- Dinner. My place. Friday night. We'll use my Star Trek china set.
- Girl, I want to convert your DOC to a PDF right now.
- So, how do you feel about peep holes?
Monday, July 26, 2010
More Useless Pick Up Lines
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