Friday, July 16, 2010

Walrus Raped By Boy (Patially), Bucket Stolen

The bucket used by Henny Wrongman and lent to his pal A. Walrus, has been stolen. Police suspect a little boy took it. It's totally true. The boy is also wanted for raping A. Walrus (partially) and interstate rocket trafficing.

The boy is unarmed and very friendly. Please contact McDonalds for your $1.00 off coupon if you find him.

1 comment:

Malach the Merciless said...

I am very surprised there are no brown streaks in that bucket guys pants