Ever wonder if you're an alcoholic? Take this quiz and find out! Just answer yes or no to each question, count the number of yes answers and no answers, then compare your totals to the reasoning ladder at the end of the quiz. Let's go!
Do you drink alcohol every day?
Do you drink alcohol only at night?
Do you drink alcohol in the bathroom?
In a public bathroom?
Do you drink alcohol from a Jamaican pay toilet?
Do have more than one drink a night?
Do you have more than one drink every morning?
Do you have more than one drink an hour?
Do you have more than one drink per drink?
Do you drink alone?
Do you drink alone under a bridge?
Do you drink with other people over the phone?
Do you drink with other people even when they're not there?
Do you drink with your furniture and pretend it is people?
Do you hide drinks?
Do you hide drinks with other people?
Do you hide drinks with other people and call it a special easter keg hunt?
Do you hide drinks under a bridge?
Do you hide drinks in your tummy?
Is your tummy drunk right now?
Are you drunk right now?
Are you other people right now?
Do you get angry when you drink?
Do you get angry with other people when you drink?
Do you drink to get angry?
Do you drink when your sad?
Do you drink to forget about your cat?
Do you drink to get drunk?
Do you drink to get your cat drunk?
Do you wish you could stop drinking?
Do you wish you could never stop drinking?
Do you wish your wife was a steam ship filled with Jack Daniel's shots? Toot toot?
Are you a steamship filled with Jack Daniel's shots?
Do you drink to get your wife?
Can yerreeddis?
Hosabout dat?
Lok ya freaking monkey, you hear what I'm saying?
Do you drink to relax?
Do you relax when you drink?
Do you listen to RELAX when you drink?
Do you relapse when you drink?
Do you drink to quit doing blow?
Do you drink at the behest of the Queen?
Do you hide the Queen's drinks?
Have you ever blacked out?
Have you ever blacked out in Queens?
Have you ever given the Queen a black eye over a polite nip of gin?
Do you yell at your glass for being to small?
Is your fridge full of beer, wine, liquor or grain?
Does your fridge always run out of beer, wine, liquor or grain?
Does your fridge always run out on you when you punch it because you're shitfaced and it fucked with you for the last time?
Has the Queen even suggested you quit drinking?
Has the bridge ever suggested you quit drinking?
Did you sell your cat for a drink and then regret it?
Did you put your cat in the fridge because you thought it was beer, wine, liquor or grain?
Do you drink alcohol through a straw?
If you ansered yes to 17 or more of these questions, you're drunk right now.
If you answered yes to less than 17 but more than 10, you're just buzzed.
If you answered yes to less than ten but more than 5, you're not a drunk.
If you answered less than 5, VIRGIN!
If you answered brrrshnebin!, go to bed and sleep it off.
If you can't remember what you're doing, wrong quiz. You want the pot quiz down the hall.
2 comments:
I got 0, what does that make me?
I, ah.... I.... well, see, my... score was.... yeeeaaaahhhh.
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