Ten Useless Places that no one wants to go.

1. Penisgate Village, Indianapolis, IN
   
2. Sticky Fuckwads House of Circlejerks, Las Vegas, NV
3. The Gall Bladder, Providence, RI
4. Mig Honcho's Russian Ribs, Omaha, NB
5. Christapalooza, Altoona, PA
   
6. North Korea
7. Franks Fine Shrubbery & Bowling Pins, Fargo, ND
   
8. Pigs Feet & Feet Pigs, Baltimore, MD
9. Ed Gein's Horror Hockey Shop, Plainfield, WI
10. Dr. Snarks Depot of Depositions, Westport, MA