How To Watch a Disney Movie

Many of you would like to watch a Disney movie with your friends, but for various fucked up reasons, you can't. Here's a surefire way to get everyone on board for a night of cartoon fun.

 

-Borrow large sedan

-Clean out trunk

-Drive to pharmacy

-Find Disney movie for 5 bucks

-Find NyQuil

-Slap clerk and threaten with death

-Leave without paying

-Go to friends's house

-Knock on door

-Force NyQuil into friend

-Wait

-Put friend in trunk

-Tie friend to chair in cellar

-Repeat for additional friends

-Get into princess costume

-Put in movie

-Slap firends awake

-Enjoy

 

If you're short on time, try this...

 

-Make fake bomb vest

-Get portable DVD player

-Got to Pharmacy

-Get DVD

-Enter Bank

-Demand movie night at bank

 

The quickie plan

-Fly to Florida

-Fuck Mickey