The year is 1931. The American Economy is stronger than ever. Kids are all doing a new dance called the Grouper. And the TUB celebrates its first year in business. Founder Glib Underwearfucker has a crazy idea to produce a semi- monthly publication called The Totally Useless Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Friend, co-founder and testicle surgeon Eddie "Fat Zipper" Ponce suggests replacing the Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa with Blurb. The two have a fist fight and weeks later, The Totally Useless BaaaaaBlurb is born.
It quickly fails.
World War II starts.
(stuff happens)
In 2004, Spacefarme1 (RIP 2010) begins a blog called The Totally Useless Blog. Later, he deletes the entire thing because Chris is an asshole. BUT, Capn' Flak Paperpants would not let this vision die. So, calling upon the forces of EVIL, he brings about a zombie version of the TUB in 2010. Riots begin in Thailand. Capn' Flak later went on to invent the time machine and died peacefully in Angola, 1977, with his wife BSSSSHHHHHHHNNNEBITZ, and and a homely old dog named Hiccup Whore.
(other members... boring boring)
Before the great Moon Apocalypse or 2017, Capn Flak and a reconstituted Spacefarmer1 made the follwing joint statement:
"That's fucking bullshit, man!"
In this world, how can we help but think.... fuckall, the may have been will be right?
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