1. Home Proctology Kit (for her).
2. Can of 'Fancy' homestyle beans.
3. Discrimination Gun with Instructions.
4. The Immortal Words of Knute Rockney.
5. Benzos, man, fucking BENZOS!
6. An ejection seat (for her).
7. Boss Jerky (any flavor)
8. A strand of bloody bandages without your DNA on it.
9. Bob Ross
10. A feeling of self worth that comes from doing a good job, being recognized as a valued partner in organizational goals, and fulfilling your lifelong dreams in a worthwhile career. And a noose.
1 comment:
What about a gun? A BIG ONE.
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