Totally Useless Inventions

Drunken Boot Lamp

InvisiKids

Flaming Guitar of Awesome

SuperBalls Tank

Impenetrable Box Armor

Blogs I'd like to see

• Notes from my shitter
• Ned and Gil's Bowling Blogarama
• Religion, prision showers and you
• Blogging about Blogging Blogs
• The Truth about Ron & Harry
• My Suck n' Fuck Blog
• How to Woo Women and Win at Wimbledon
• A year in the life of my Vas Deferens
• Auntie Jinney's Kitty Kitty Dog Blog
• I'm just a cook at Applebees, god dammit
• Messages from the frontlines in the war on counterfeit Beenie Babies
• Hi, I'm Not At All What I Seem To Be, Are You?
• Barack-a-blog: Find out what POTUS really stands for
• Inside The Mind Of A Serial Pen Collector
• I am Jack's Tired Wilting Penis
• Stalking Pauly Shore
• Jolly Wolly's Beer Blog for My Bitches
• Sock & Duckpants Get To Sleep