- Unfortunately, it's cancer and it's inoperable.
- I will not have my ship shot out from under my ass.*
- He's running for office again this year?
- I'm sorry, sir, but the cost is $25 for each checked bag.
A tornado destroyed 14 homes in a suburban neighborhood today.- Honey, I got the tires rotated and it only cost 20 bucks!
- In my opinion, nuclear power is safer than coal.
- The tradeshow is in Las Vegas this year.
- I'll start with the mozzarella sticks and then I'd like the Texas Burger, please.
- Apparently, they found a second plume of oil leaking underwater.
- We need to put down some pesticide on the lawn to combat all of those disgusting bugs.
- Allan, how does this lobster make you feel?
*Capt. Ernst Lindemann
