More totally useless bumper stickers

• I hide the Queen's drinks.
• Nanotechnologists do it sub-atomically!
• Fuck you Geico.
• George Jetson is my homeboy.
• You're all virgins to me.
• SLAPTIME!
• I have more wax in my ears than you have staying power in that piddly little shit-hook you call a cock.
  
• +NRG for President
• I google myself for porn.
• All the cool kids have touch screens.
  
• The dog over cooked my meth.