Totally Useless Expressions I Highly Suggest You Start Using

• Now that really smashes my uranium.
• I'd like to manhandle that pile of naughty bits.
  
• By the love handles of Heidi Klum!
• Put that in your meth lab and cook it.
• You, sir, are a lady late and a hooker short.
• I believe in two things: gravity and salted peanuts.
  
• Whatever stinks your skank.
  
• Don't piss in my shit and tell me I have diarrhea.
• How dare you finesse my fucktank.
• Waiter, there's a dead panda in my turkey club.