10 More Useless Things You Don't Want To Say In Bed

1. Hold still, sweetie. I want to Facebook your ass.
2. Don’t worry, it’ll fit.
3. Stink up my rough house, baby.
4. (in a heavy Russian accent) I like to eat like animal.
5. I want your crap.
6. Blow on this hot dog to cool it off first, please.
7. WOMAN: Oh, Tom Brady! MAN: Oh, Julie Andrews circa 1965!
8. Mmm... hang on while I get my manhole cover.
9. A-113! A-113!
10. If I could pause this moment, I would totally jerk off to it later.

BONUS: Hair pie?