Totally Useless Superheroes

• Doctor ShopVac
• Incredishit
• Diet Sodaman
  
• Sissy Thindick
  
• Lobster Hutt
• The Amazing Mac n' Cheese
• Average Joe
• The Pink Preggers
  
• Hapax Legomenon
• Black Trekkie
• Dangerous Demagnitizer
• The Lazy Particle
  
• Professor Yardboat
  
• Captain Crack in the Cement
• Baron Von Hot Dog
• Musty Sheets
• WonderPussy
• Beached Whale
• MargarineMan
  
• Dead President Kennedy
  
• Caffeinated Shakes
  
• Mysterio Millions
• Lady Layoff
• Dash of Salt
• Lumber Liquidator
  
• The T.A.X. Man
• Bono Vox